I’m wearing my Urban Turban
Every day
At the café
And although I’m just suburban
I look-a-like
My look-a-like

I’ll have another latte
Although I’ve had it
With small-talk and cafés
Sure you don’t think I could wear a phony sombrero
I’m not such a fool
It’s really not cool

Wearing my Urban Turban
Wearing it all day long
I don’t wanna be disturbant
I just wanna be someone

I’m going completely urban
Start writing a book
I think that it should
Be dealing with something to ban
And veto today
Just blow it away

I’ll frame another victim
You’ll better watch out
Get off of your cloud
And maybe your old friend the pretty ‘Narcissim’
Gets carried away
And leads you astray